Fagged....oOOOps!!

Don't worry am not going to talk about fagging or even ask how many ciggies you fagged today. I don't wanna annoy Ramadoss.........nor talk about how right or wrong he was in trying to fag train or peg (patiala) train the adults of India by banning screen Gods from smoking or drinking on screen. After the last post i was so overwhelmed by the response that i thought of basking in its glory for a while and too exhausted  to write an equally stimulating post. I don't want to dissapoint my readers so am taking some time off to recharge my brain for another post and in the meantime thought of untagging myself. I was waiting eagerly to get tagged and wondered ki mera tag kab aayega so waited till somebody thought of me to be witty, naughty, worthy enough to tag. Thanks Shilpa for tagging me.

Sometime back i read in the newspaper that Kaminey movie has popularised the "F" word and it has become quite a rage among the DU students. I thought whats new about it, almost every DUite's conversation is generously punctuated with the famous and infamous F*** word. On reading further i realised that it was not the F*** word but the letter F. In the movie one of the characters played by Shahid Kapoor lisped and he would say F instead of S. For example, he would say aweSome as aweFome.

I read quite a few tags and there were many whose names started with the same initial as mine ie.S. It is mandatory for all those who wish to attempt the tag to answer the questions starting with their initial and there isn't much that one can do about it. I felt kinda bored and thought of spicing it up by replacing S with F (like Shahid but only the first letter of each word rather than all the Ss). I cannot dare to violate the rule though stretch it a bit. Ahh! all the rule keepers don't worry all the answers would begin with my initial. If my answers would seem gibberish and you want to figure out what is my actual answer then just replace F with S. For example, Shikha would appear as Fhikha. So, have fun reading the answers. 

Tag Rules: Copy the text to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag your friends. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real… nothing made up. If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can’t use your name for the boy/girl name question. Here goes my first tag:

1. What is your name: Fhas

2. A four Letter Word: Fack

 3. A boy’s Name: Fhakespeare ("Whats in a name")

4. A girl’s Name: Fhilpa Fhetty

5. An occupation: Fales Man

6. A color: Fea blue (Couldn't think of a colour. So, i cheated a bit by checking Shilpa's answer but i didn't really cheat....see..see...oops...fee...fee.)

7. Something you wear: Falwar Kurta, farong (at times the way i wear my wrap-around at home it almost looks like a sarong)

8. A food: Fhawarma (Its Al-Bake's special. I had travelled all the way to New Friend's Colony to have a bite coz my friend had ftrooongly recommended and since then i have become a fan of it. )

9. Something found in the bathroom: Foap

10. A place: Fri lanka

11. A reason for being late: was Fleeping

12. Something you shout: Fhut up

13. A movie title: Fatte pe Fatta (I had fun writing this answer as it actually made some sense as i replaced S with F)

14. Something you drink: Frite (Fab clear hai.........reaaaaaally lets grab another Mcburger and forget gym.........lolzzzz)

15. A musical group: Fpice Girls

16. An animal: Floath Bear

17. A Street name: Fafdurjung Road

18. A type of car: Fuzuki, Fantro, Fwift.....i can go on (I actually had to take the help of google to get the last name coz i could remember all the features of the car but couldn't recall the name. What's wrong with my memory!!!)

19. A song title: Faat famundar paar mai tere peeche peeche aagai (from Tridev)

20. A verb: Fnore

P.F. Please do not get offended by the answers. They are written in pure jest. If it does then am sorry. Hope you have fun reading the answers as much as i had in writing them. I want to tag Bailey, Lakshmi Rajan, Surya, Ashu, Kaddu and all those who want to attempt it.