Belated Diwali Wishes!!

Belated Diwali wishes to everybody.
May the brightness of this festival never fade
And the light of this festival keep your hearts aglow
With hopes, smiles and innumerable blessings 
Though these wishes have come late
Yet they remain fresh as ever coz
They come straight from the heart.
Who said that?? Actually it was stored in the freezer untill this moment.

P.S.- Hi! Friends, there is some problem with my net connection so i will not be able to visit your blogs that often or reply to your comments promptly. But, plz do keep visiting and drop your comments here. As and when possible i will reply and visit your blogs. Will miss you all.

Dumbo ???

They say wisdom comes with knowledge and today i became wise and felt enlightened when i discovered how dumb i was.

I found the following tag quite cool and different so am doing it. Found it on Guria's blog and I have added a few questions. The very first line The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are threw me off the chair as I kept wondering what it meant. I wondered what 'x' stood for whether it meant 'yes' or 'no' here. It took me an
entire day to discover the answer. I guess I should begin chewing 'mentos' (jo dimaag ki batti jala de) with all earnestness like the cows chewing cud.

The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

So far: 3

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 6

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit .
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 7

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
[ ] You stared hard at someone trying to figure whether the person was he or she

So far: 8

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math

So far: 10

[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 13

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] Mistook your teacher to be a student 

So far: 14

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
[  ] Have you opened your mouth to say something but then you pretended as if you were yawning because you forgot what you wanted to say.

TOTAL: 16

I am (16/40)*100 = 40% DUMB !!! 

(Ahh...i barely managed to pass the test, am sure my mom won't be dissapointed to see my score/percentage this time :b
So, what if am 40% dumb atleast am 60% smart. We should always look at things positively and remember the half glass full theory. So, let me party coz atleast 40% of my brain is crap, how dumb of me!!!)

Let me inflict the necessary torture and pleasure on my fellow blogmates by tagging them. I tag Makk, Sunil,
Rahul, Sourav, Shankar, Shilpaa Garg, Harry, Surya and Mishree. Others too are
free to take it up. 
Welcome to the Dumbos Club!!!

P.S. Hi! friends, you may find this post a little irritating as far as the display and presentation is concerned so plz bear with me. I tried my best but am unable to edit it properly and there is some html problem about which am completely clueless.